You guys are aweful...I love this forum! lol
Sounds like one of those Penthouse letters...
"Dear BlackBerry Forums,
I've never put up a post like this. It all started when I dropped 4 grand on two 9000's. One for me and one for my girlfriend. My girlfriend loves hers, and believe me she thanked me in one hell of a way!!
Then, the pizza guy walked in..."