Today will be our last day together, for wednesday your replacement will be arriving. We've had some ups and downs but all in all, you've treated me well. Remember all those damned OS upgrades and downgrades? I don't think we ever did get those completely sorted out, did we? HA HA HA! And the hours spent on customer service trying to get AIM to work?! Oh the memories. You'll always have a place in my heart.

*tear*