| | Need to "turn on" memory cards? - RESOLVED
Figures, the minute I press "Submit" and pick up the BB, I find the answer.
For some reason, the solution was like looking for the mayo in the fridge; it was right in front of my face, but I couldn't see it.
Options - Memory - Media Card Support
Change from OFF to ON and some additional settings appear. Configure the rest, save the settings, and voila. I have 2GB.