Originally Posted by RadHaz75
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party, that all of your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, 'the Companion Blackberry'. Of course, he couldn't come, because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either, because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file; 'Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned.' SHALL NOT BE MOURNED. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny too.
I have 0 friends. Maybe I should change my name to Kip Drordy. South Park Episode Player - You Have 0 Friends