Lol, here, i have the solution for him, but lets see if he can pick it out in the middle of a sentence using his less than stellar punctuation and spelling.

The solution:

"dfasidf jhkuevvbal ldkfjqirjfnal dfiv jneifnwekmnnvvei fnweifn wlefkfnwwemno aeinfjs nsdvmnmn aeifn neihadfkj ghurbwn er"

This is about as easy to read as his text speak