1. One Wet Blackberry
2. 2 1/2 gallons of compressed air (90psi)
3. Warm, dry location
Directions: Take the wet blackberry and add 90psi of air for 2min, be careful not to mix with speaker or microphone. Once all 2 1/2 gallons of air have been added, set near warm (75-80deg) location and "bake" for 2 days. Turn on blackberry, and voila, your now have a new lease on life.
...You can kick this recipie up a notch by vaccuuming the device with a 2hp shop vac, but it may not be of much use this late in the situation.
You had me at EHLO!