Oooh, first one to do captions! Alright!
- "I can't believe I just spent $600 for this thing, and it doesn't even come with a car charger or a Bluetooth headset!"
- "Yay! I've got an iPhone! Yay!!!"
- "That's right, dudes lurking in the alley, I got an iPhone! Don't you wish you had one? Uh... guys... what's with the knives... and the gun... yikes! HELP!!! SOMEBODY, HELP ME!!!!"
And... I'm spent!