Well, since we are ALL staying on topic, I'd like a BB with mind control. No interface whatsoever. Every email just arrives in my mind, spam-filtered, and categorized. Then, I just have to think my reply, and off it goes. The handheld portion will just be some cool looking block of rare metal and glass, just to show off that I have the latest and greatest. Maybe it should do my laundry too...I suck at that part.