You come here to tell everyone that you quit trying to learn a new piece of technology after two hours, and call the phone crap to boot, and yet you are surprised that everyone is a smartass?

Please... I know you have studied technology far more complicated than a Blackberry while in school, so this whole thing just doesn't sit well with me. There are plenty of people here who would be happy to help you learn the Blackberry if you ask for help.

You spent a whopping two hours to learn something new. In that two hours, did you read anything? Did you read the FAQs here? Did you ask any questions?