Originally Posted by RJStripes

Thank you to my Canadian Brethren for stepping up and clarifying my post.

I was saying that I don't make a comment if I don't see fit.

I bought a new pair of shoes yesterday.

Would anyone like me to post pictures of them so we can compare them side by side to the iphone? My coffee I'm drinking is more robust than the iphone and has a more subtle color tone. It gets me energized more than the iphone but doesn't have the communication abilities of the iphone. The web browser in my coffee is non functional at the time and doesn't support flash html like the iphone. I get approx 3 hours of talk time from my coffee and it only takes 2 minutes to make more opposed to hours of charging on the iphone. I hear God uses an iphone. The devil uses a blackberry. Steve Jobs sits at the right hand of God. I saw Steve walking on water.

Wait 2 more years and it's going to be a religion led by Steve-o Jobs-O. Services held every Sunday at your local genius store or whatever they call those places with the glass stairs. You'll be baptized in a pool of iphones by Steve. Instead of wearing a white gown you have to wear skinny jeans, a print t-shirt with a strange design, a wool sweater, and a multi-color scarf. Upon baptism, you receive a Bill Gates voodoo doll and an assorment of pins and needles.

I'm sorry, it's just starting to get a tad overbearing and borderline annoying. You can't fart now days without someone saying their iphone can make a better fart noise than you did.

Well, with that said, I would like to talk about the release of the Blackberry 9000 series. I would really love to see a T-Mobile release of this device at the same time as the ATT release. Bluetooth, Camera, Wi-Fi, GPS, Media Player, Expandable memory, 3G, Web Browsing, etc. I heard from a RIM employee today that there is a slot on the side that a small hammer slides into so when someone says their iphone is better you ask to see it, take out your hammer and smash it to smitherines.