Well, because according to him, Tmobile purchased more 3G spectrum space than any other character ... so, since that news slipped passed everyone and only Verizon and AT&T buying the lions share slipped through, Tmobile probably also turned on 3G without anyone knowing. AND ... since they were able to turn on 3G without anyone knowing, they ALSO purchased Microsoft and is waiting for the last moment to announce the Tmobile Operating System, which turns all computers into a node in a mesh network for speedy porn surfing. The TMobile OS will also use all of that spectrum into a forced beam to simultaneously cook millions of hotdogs, insuring its dominance in the hotdog industry and pushing Nathans out of business. After Nathans is out of business, then OBVIOUSLY, taking over Canada and RIM will be cakewalk!! MUHAHAHHAHA!!!

You have to hand it to Tmobile ... that is simply brilliant! Its all true ... my girlfriend with a BlackBerry 9510 (model without spectrum force beaming) said so!