I am annoyed with the fact that my BES admin imposes a security policy which locks my keyboard after a certain period of inactivity. Does any BB software exist that can run in the background and simulates keystrokes, to get around this?

No. And breaking company policies is never good, it could cost your job!

This is a security feature. If you loose your BlackBerry someone has access to all your email, calendar, and contacts. They could even send an email to all your coworkers with inappropriate hyperlinks, etc.

So...please forgive me if this comes across the wrong way, but I absolutely know what I'm getting into here. I've been a BB user since '99 and in a prior life have managed teams in that support BES servers for large enterprises. It just so happens that in my current job I am just a normal, joe blow user and am looking for a creative way to get around what I believe to be an annoying "feature". Would appreciate responses that are on topic here...thanks.

No can do unless you're off the BES.

Would you have wanted you as a BB user in your prior life?