View Full Version : Suboptimize your BB - how to lose friends and not influence people

04-25-2008, 10:46 PM
Ok so while I have been busy living, these new young hot "J" mods have come in and taken over. They really know very little about living life on the edge so all of you that have ever really wanted to do that here it goes.

Did you just get a new BB device but are unsure how to best set it up? The setup wizard removes a few things but not the really important things that should be removed like your ex's phone numbers. Many of you have asked me what I do to prevent Alzheimer on my devices and prevent foreclosure o f my emails and call logs, etc. I've decided to list out for you exactly what I do to so my device can live on the edge. You may want to setup your device slightly different but this is a good starting point. Although why would you really want to do that - be different and cool - wow why not just conform to the "optimize" crowd.

So, this is a Dogs "How To" on setting up your new device for maximum fun. We want to disable the apps we really need to use but get rid of anything we really need so that we can have fun with what we really don't need or want or can use. In the following tutorial I won't tell you anything I do on my device to be productive, but I will tell how to hide things so others can't see them. This post may seem long but I really need to emulate Mr. Clark otherwise the process will be actually quite simple once you get through it. Of course those that remember my hammer and tape remedies might think otherwise. Any of the .alx editing (steps 4 & 5) can be skipped if you just want the device to make brownies "out of the box." If you skip steps 4 & 5 you will have a device loaded with apps as the carrier wanted them to be, and you will be considered a big loser by you know who. You'll still be able to remove languages that you never learned and will never know, sample videos of the presidential candiates and and a few of your friends that that take up space.

Here is what we are going to go over:

You fill in the rest. I can't keep up with these "J" mods.

04-25-2008, 10:52 PM
Mr. Dog Mod, how can I remove de toe jam from between de keys on mah blackberry?

If I remove the cod, do i leave the trout?

04-25-2008, 10:56 PM
These "J" mods you speak of are everywhere...

04-25-2008, 10:57 PM
If I remove the cod, do i leave the trout?

Only if you have been smokin it:razz:

04-26-2008, 12:19 AM
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Very very funny Stins

04-26-2008, 12:39 AM
I have da .cod called net_rim_bb_phone.cod

can i remove it????

how about net_rim_bb_os.cod?

can i make da free space that way?

John Clark
04-26-2008, 12:44 AM
For a minute I thought I was being mocked.

04-26-2008, 07:07 AM
nah... no way. I don't detect any mocking happening here.

04-26-2008, 08:21 AM
Wirelessly posted (life goes on! yes it is tough)

Mockery!! No way good sir.

04-26-2008, 08:23 AM
well to suboptimize dont use a memory card and just load all media directly to phone memory for easy access

04-26-2008, 08:28 AM
Sorry guys but my battery life sucks so no mockery commentary berry ferry larry time.

04-26-2008, 09:16 AM
Someone is very Miserable today ;-)

04-26-2008, 09:24 AM
Who are these 'J' mods you speak of?

04-26-2008, 12:28 PM
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Hai guys ifolowed excelent directions 2 deoptomize but still my berrry wrks gud ieven did stpes 4 an 5 twice whut shld ido next mabey put in tub of jello?????!?!

04-26-2008, 12:41 PM
Jello would be good but the "j" mods are so good that they put theirs in molassess. Followed by tire dressing and dark chocloate bits. I have seen them use this deoptimize technique when they feel unoptimized and need to start over. When desperate they lick the first layer off. It makes for a clean optimize start.

04-26-2008, 01:25 PM
The BEST de-optomize tip yet I have seen is #6-k:
The extra-heavy master full double-soft reset: Remove your battery from the BB while powered OFF, lick the insides of your BB battery compartment thoroughly.

Bonus Tip #6-k.1: remove the SIM card and lick it, too. A good slathering of spittle will enable vendor unlock AND (on Verizon model 8830 will open the free GPS module).

Your mileage may vary.

04-26-2008, 01:28 PM
Wirelessly posted (size matters)

I guess that's what a sticky thread is? Wow free GPS on Verizon. Can you l**k me now!!!

04-26-2008, 04:00 PM
so i followed this guild i renamed net_rim_bb_addressbook.cod to net_rim_bb_hommies.cod
but all my hommies now so up afk :(

and i changed net_rim_bb_phone_app.cod to net_rim_bb_iphone_app.cod but the touch screen in one point dont respond, just the upper left corner.
and i thought it was very girl for me to have a ribbon so, net_rim_bb_ribbon_lib.cod is now net_rim_bb_belt_lib.cod for the man in me.

but anybody know how to fix the afk homies showing up and the screen issuse. pls help!