Hmmm.... A colleague of mine spent much time looking into the printing thing.
Have you checked out Cortado and also Dynoplex? I think GPXS may also do a printing solution.
I think there is also some software that will allow you to send the mail you wish to print to a fax (via the phone) and it will print it out.
My point is......... If I have a blackberry and I want to print but I'm not on a pc... can't I just send it to someone in the office and they can print and give it to me?Raise it with management.. Team work to print!!
You could probably script something using the BES RK to check for the things you are interested in monitoring. I believe most of the monitoring software Boxtone, B*Nator etc all use the Resource Kit as an interface for monitoring such things anyway!