Originally Posted by John Clark
That's more than two questions.
I never said I could count so you should cut a brotha some slack.
If I could count, I would not have 6 fingers on one hand and 4 on the other (teacher said I got 10).
If I could count, I wouldn't have to take off my shoes to get a dozen eggs.
If I could count, my shoes would fit my feet and my hat wouldn't fall over my eyes.
If I could count, I could be a mod and disqualify people who can't count.
Now cut a brother some slack, I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut in this massive event we call life...