Remember this? Some guy loves his Nokia E70 so much and has such a hate built up for the iPhone that he took the time to put his rant on a web page. I've noticed at work that the iPhone is the fastest growing device out there. Like mushrooms, every day a few more spring up in the hands of co-workers. Now, I'm perhaps the biggest Apple fanboi you're ever going to run across. I have several PowerMacs, PowerBooks, MacBooks, and even an iMac in the house. I have Apple TV and just about every generation of iPod ever made. It's like that movie "Field of Dreams" when they say, "If you build it they will come." Well, if Steve and company build it, I will buy it. Except the iPhone. For some reason the iPhone does nothing for me. Perhaps it's my discovery that a Blackberry is the ideal communication device for me so there's no rough edges for the iPhone to get it's hooks into. But this page just doesn't get old: The iPhone is a piece of shit, and so is your face.