Avast!

I, de Plunderer, scourge of de seven seas and de first (and only) crackberried pirate CEO, have returned from de Banana Republic to bring ye crablegged landlubbers grim tidings. In me search fer sunken booty, de Plunderer unearthed a cursed BlackBerry game and inadvertently unleashed the dreaded Glom Factor upon us all!

Glom Factor is de scurviest of all sea dogs, a puzzle game so addictive that ye’ll be sellin’ yer soul, yer dog, and yer first-born child to Davy Jones’ locker fer just one more game. Playing Glom Factor is akin to me burning passion fer spiced rum – once ye start, ye’ll never stop.

If ye be brave enough to test yer might against de Glom Factor, set sail fer:

bb.magmic.com

and download de game that be a curse on all color BlackBerries. And may God have mercy on yer soul.

D’argh.