JSanders - You caught me, I made up goldenruleometer, but was it really that complex to figure out? A moderator that flames is however. Rereading the post leads me to believe it was closed because a girl with a cute picture was offended. I'm just saying.
John - you're right, the original poster and I both should have searched the forums for wet phones, there are a couple of good posts. I haven't found any about "impact loggers" though and that was the intent behind the original post.
I'll admit to be a bit surprised by the vitriolic responses to what I felt was a rather innocuous post. No complaints though, BBForums is extremely useful.