Originally Posted by Joe1004
I think I might make one for my ex-wife.
It would be inappropriate for me to post what it would say.
there has to be one part of the bedroom olympics that she was better than the rest at so you could make up a code word for that.
e.g. one of my ex girlfriends was brilliant at doing a certain thing so i call her the undercover journalist [Deep TŁ$%^t]