Some time a while ago when I first got my 8703e, I ended up loading a spanish version of OS 4.1 on it I guess? Long story short, my autotext doesn't recognize any english. Anyone know how to fix this?

Check to see what your Input Language is set to. Options > Language.

Well that was easy! Thanks so much, I feel slow.

Don't. I did the same thing, too, when I first got mine.

It's easy to accidentally change your input language by hitting Alt-Enter.