OK, this is a totally frivolous request, but, hey, we need fun in our lives, don't we?
My brother-in-law has an hilarious app on his i-phone. It is of various cute animals (cats, dogs, etc) that, when you say anything to them will repeat it in a high-pitched silly voice. It really is very funny - but I guess you have to be there to really appreciate it.
Is this or something similar available for the Storm?
I told you it was frivolous.