Welcome to the Forums.
Some words of advice, insulting the forum members by saying they give "run around non-working answers" is not the best way to go about finding help. I don't think your $5 bribe is enough incentive after such an insult. Having said that, a foot long at Subway sounds pretty tasty right about now
Without further adieu, your answer:
BeeJiveIM, as lraed74 stated. It would be your easiest option. No, it isn't free past the trial. However, it is well worth every penny, IMO. So save your $5 and put it towards BeeJiveIM. At the very least, give the 30 day trial a shot, what do you have to lose?