Please do, kitn.
I missed what was so funny about it. The user is not new to the forums, and the FAQ links at the top of each page stick out like a sore thumb.
You on the other hand are. Feel free to search the FAQs, this forum and ask questions as you need; we have thousands of helpful users who will be willing to help you, as I did the user above.
And all with posts to humor you along the way.