The best option I've seen are email-to-fax gateways and use a fax machine as your printer (handy at clients' sites). I.e., you forward the email to email address like
and it prints out a copy of the email body and attachment to fax number 203-555-3333, which is a artibrary number you specify when you sent the email.
There are a number of places that sell email-to-fax bridges, like faxaway and efax.com (no affiliation). You pay a monthly fee and per minutes charges (long distance) of course. Plus you have to have access to a fax machine (doesn't have to be yours).
That's the best solution I've got. Otherwise use a different device.