How do I turn the phone compleatly off? Or when I do turn it off, it just so happens that it has one of the fastest startups ever?

Wirelessly posted (Cingular 7130c: BlackBerry7130/4.1.0 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1 VendorID/102)

You could pull the battery. Does it start up to an hour glass, or does it go straight to the provider logo?

The phone never really shuts off; it goes into a deep sleep when you power it off. To turn it off completely you can take the battery out, but you'll only need to do that if you need to reset it, otherwise it's not necessary.

I pulled the battery, put it back in, and in 2 seconds it went back to the hompage, and prompted me with the tutorial.

Always will.