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SmoothOperator 11-03-2010 01:04 AM

One Thing The iPhone Will Never, Ever Do
 
For any device that has a user-replaceable memory card, one can easily copy porn on a separate MicroSD memory card and hide it from his wife or girlfriend. With the iPhone, the only way to load porn is through iTunes, and the skin flicks must remain in the iTunes application library because deletion from the Movies library will delete the track from the iPhone when it syncs. With the iPhone you can never hide your favorite porno movies from your wife/girlfriend if she gets her hands on your phone, and if she ever peeks into your iTunes Movies library you'll get caught. Any other device will work. During the day, for example, you can use the HTC Evo 4G and capture the Leave-It-To-Beaver moments with the wife, kids, dog, etc., but after she leaves with the kids to the supermarket, you can swap out the MicroSD memory card for some fun while she's away, and when she returns you can switch back the memory card and there will be absolutely no proof of what you watched while she was away.

Try doing that with an iPhone!

dc/dc 11-03-2010 02:33 AM


jsconyers 11-03-2010 08:21 AM

Wow.

But I thought the iPhone is what you used to pick up chicks to begin with.

I guess you can't have your cake and eat it too.

SmoothOperator 11-03-2010 09:58 AM

Yeah, but everybody's got an iPhone now, so the novelty has worn off. Now we're back to showing off our wealth to get laid.

dc/dc 11-04-2010 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmoothOperator (Post 1670678)
Yeah, but everybody's got an iPhone now, so the novelty has worn off. Now we're back to showing off our wealth to get laid.

Wow. That's not shallow at all.

CanadianCrack 11-04-2010 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmoothOperator (Post 1670678)
Yeah, but everybody's got an iPhone now, so the novelty has worn off. Now we're back to showing off our wealth to get laid.




jsconyers 11-04-2010 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmoothOperator (Post 1670678)
Yeah, but everybody's got an iPhone now, so the novelty has worn off. Now we're back to showing off our wealth to get laid.

From your first post in this thread to this one that I quoted, it is obvious that your wife/girlfriend is a very lucky lady.

TBOLTRAM 11-04-2010 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jsconyers (Post 1671043)
From your first post in this thread to this one that I quoted, it is obvious that your wife/girlfriend is a very lucky lady.

You mean he has one of each? :?

joginder 11-05-2010 02:23 PM

My GF doesn't even know that I have wife.. -:)

melten 11-16-2010 01:15 PM

Re: One Thing The iPhone Will Never, Ever Do
 
Seems like iPhone will never, ever have ability to send contact via SMS :smile:

skateboards 11-16-2010 04:45 PM

Re: One Thing The iPhone Will Never, Ever Do
 
i like my blackberry but i would like to try the iphone for a while. I saw that you can trade on this site , if that is true i would like to trade my unlocked blackberry storm ,that is in great shape ,for a unlocked iphone

I think it might be a long shot but you dont
now if you dont try thanks

wabbit 11-16-2010 08:17 PM

Re: One Thing The iPhone Will Never, Ever Do
 
when i clicked this thread i thought it would be something on the adult material level since apple is against all that.

i was deeply disappointed.

Pendro 11-17-2010 01:17 PM

Re: One Thing The iPhone Will Never, Ever Do
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SmoothOperator (Post 1670545)

Try doing that with an iPhone!

Receiving emails on your device first than on your computer's browser.

Try doing that with an iPhone! LOL

Just plug in the usb on the computer and transfer whatever you want without a sick program.. just drag and drop...

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmoothOperator (Post 1670545)

Try doing that with an iPhone!


knottyrope 11-17-2010 08:36 PM

Re: One Thing The iPhone Will Never, Ever Do
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SmoothOperator (Post 1670545)
For any device that has a user-replaceable memory card, one can easily copy porn on a separate MicroSD memory card and hide it from his wife or girlfriend. With the iPhone, the only way to load porn is through iTunes, and the skin flicks must remain in the iTunes application library because deletion from the Movies library will delete the track from the iPhone when it syncs. With the iPhone you can never hide your favorite porno movies from your wife/girlfriend if she gets her hands on your phone, and if she ever peeks into your iTunes Movies library you'll get caught. Any other device will work. During the day, for example, you can use the HTC Evo 4G and capture the Leave-It-To-Beaver moments with the wife, kids, dog, etc., but after she leaves with the kids to the supermarket, you can swap out the MicroSD memory card for some fun while she's away, and when she returns you can switch back the memory card and there will be absolutely no proof of what you watched while she was away.

Try doing that with an iPhone!


Hey you, get off the phone!!!!

wabbit 11-18-2010 08:23 PM

Re: One Thing The iPhone Will Never, Ever Do
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pendro (Post 1675143)
Receiving emails on your device first than on your computer's browser.

Try doing that with an iPhone! LOL

Just plug in the usb on the computer and transfer whatever you want without a sick program.. just drag and drop...

actually mobile me push service is just about instant.

wabbit 11-18-2010 08:24 PM

Re: One Thing The iPhone Will Never, Ever Do
 
this thread is new and refreshing...



































































NOT!

TBOLTRAM 11-19-2010 08:21 PM

Re: One Thing The iPhone Will Never, Ever Do
 
Maybe the guy was experiencing a "special" sensation using the vibrator mode on his phone. :?

knottyrope 11-24-2010 01:46 PM

Re: One Thing The iPhone Will Never, Ever Do
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TBOLTRAM (Post 1675854)
Maybe the guy was experiencing a "special" sensation using the vibrator mode on his phone. :?

Get the sensation
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