I really hate....
 

Blackberry.

To be honest, this is the worst phone I've ever had.

Seriously, if I wanted all of the frustration that comes with owning a PC, I would've just stuck with a PC.

Who really wants a phone that takes 6 hours to turn on?

I'd rather stick my **tounge** in a hot oven than have to look at this stupid SOS sign in my signal bar area one more time.

**I would like to kiss my BlackBerry**

Blackberry was invented by satan.

Anyone who likes blackberry is probably a communist douche.

Warning nutjob, this isn't your junior high bathroom. Don't treat it like one.

Any more language like that and you can enjoy getting your kicks somewhere else.

1. If you want help, say it.
2. If you do, state the exact model BlackBerry you have, the installed OS, and details of the issues you're having.

Great way to start the day off with a laugh.
Children should be seen and not heard.

Wirelessly posted (well lookie here!)

Quite ummmmm okay really not sure what op's point is but was a good chuckle

I feel the urge to stamp my feet, clench my fists, and alternate between yelling and crying.

But I can see that's already been done.

The Wonder Years
 

Wonder if he/she/it read the instruction book?
Wonder age of he/she/it.
Wonder education of he/she/it.
Wonder if he/she/it is able to have a conversation over two sentences long with out using profanity.
Wonder if he/she/it got BlackBerry from cell phone provider or from ebay.
Wonder if this is even worth it.

I would say I feel sorry for the OP, but the OP decided to purchase a BlackBerry. The OP didn't do the proper research prior to making the purchase. The fault is not the BlackBerry, but the OP. I do NOT feel sorry for the OP.

Also, I think the OP is surely a troll.

Should we flash the light in the sky and call the Troll Patrol? I see Lunk is lurking about again.

These random Trolls are getting tiring. Once every few days someone with little posts (or in this case, used their first and only post) just to state their displeasure in a phone on a support forum for that phone.

Whatever happened to asking for help? Whatever happened to introducing yourself and then talking calmly about your problem?

I'm starting to think this is one person.

Dear endofourlives,

If you are having a specific problem with your Blackberry, please explain - in a calm and respectful manner - what you think isn't working correctly. Someone here who knows how to solve the problem will be happy to assist you.

Sincerely,

Kathryn

Odds of them returning?
Z E R O

Odds of anyone caring if they return....ZERO

No, not one person. The idiots are multiplying. More consumers (not business people) are getting BlackBerrys, and more teenagers. I think this is the source of the trolls.

informative post, any particular reason?

wow.. just wow.. why do people bother to rant about a blackberry so 'violently' if they've never done research on it? me thinks, the OP got a BB because,
a) he's a teenager and because his friends/peers have one, he wants to be 'with it'.

that's it. that's the only possible reason.

We're just all communist douches, according to the OP who took the time to register to post one rant and then never return.

maybe he's posted it in every bb forum he could find. it's a possibility.

It could be, but I won't waste my time to find out. ;-)

Eh, strawberry? :shock:

On the other hand we could start calling ourselves the CDS for the communist douces society. Rather catchy if I do say so myself.

BBs are no longer just for stuffy suits. You can't praise the BB as being number 1 smart phone then complain about who uses them. Comes with the territory.