Here I was, already to make the jump to not only Verizon, but to the Storm as well. I had done my soul searching, and decided to make the switch (I'm not prone to making snap decisions).
So, I'm at Best Buy, sitting down with the rep, filling out all the necessary paperwork; credit card in hand, ready to go home with a Storm. Right when she was about to enter my credit card info, I just asked if the 3G was really that much better than edge. She stopped typing and told me that our area doesn't carry 3G, that no carrier has 3G here (S.W. Lower Michigan).
I don't know how I missed that basic information in my research. I must have gotten hypnotized by the commercials I guess. Needless to say, my mouth is still dragging. Oh well. Me & my trusty Pearl will have to go another mile or two I guess.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go shoot myself in the other foot.