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Old 09-09-2009, 04:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY I SHOULDNT TAKE MY STORM TO RIM'S FRONT DOOR TAKE A BIG CRAP ON IT RING THE DOORBELL AND RUN IM GOING ON MY THIRD ONE FOR STUPID PROBLEMS THEY ARE PIECES OF SHIT AND SHOULD ALL BE RECALLED AND THIS NO FLASHPLAYER CRAP WHAT THE HELL IS THE DAM PONE GOOD FOR THEN WHAT A JOKE IM SO DISSAPOINTED
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At the risk of being a little too direct... You're an idiot.
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Oh... must... resist... temptation... to... say... anything...
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I'm... trying... to... resist...
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SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY I SHOULDNT TAKE MY STORM TO RIM'S FRONT DOOR TAKE A BIG CRAP ON IT RING THE DOORBELL AND RUN IM GOING ON MY THIRD ONE FOR STUPID PROBLEMS THEY ARE PIECES OF SHIT AND SHOULD ALL BE RECALLED AND THIS NO FLASHPLAYER CRAP WHAT THE HELL IS THE DAM PONE GOOD FOR THEN WHAT A JOKE IM SO DISSAPOINTED
You should get an iPhone. Ohh there is no Flash support there either. Hmm maybe you need a netbook. I am not sure what you were expecting. What is the phone good for? Email, messaging, making/receiving phone calls, casual browsing, that just names a few things.
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I don't get it. Can you type louder?
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Bah... I can't resist.

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SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY I SHOULDNT TAKE MY STORM TO RIM'S FRONT DOOR TAKE A BIG CRAP ON IT RING THE DOORBELL AND RUN
Well, for starters, because it would reveal to everyone here that you are, in fact, an eight year old with a BlackBerry. I doubt you want to do that. Secondly, it has been proven, time and time again, that taking a steamy crap on cell phones in no way enhances their performance or feature offerings... unless a phone covered in crap is, in fact, a feature you desire. It might be, I don't know... I'm just saying.

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IM GOING ON MY THIRD ONE FOR STUPID PROBLEMS THEY ARE PIECES OF SHIT AND SHOULD ALL BE RECALLED
I ask you this... honestly now, are the phones the true pieces of shit here? I mean, who are you trying to kid! See the next bit below for details if you are still confused:

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AND THIS NO FLASHPLAYER CRAP WHAT THE HELL IS THE DAM PONE GOOD FOR THEN WHAT A JOKE IM SO DISSAPOINTED
Actually, it seems that the joke is you if you keep returning the damn things for replacements only to complain about how lousy a phone it is. If the freakin' phone is so bad for you, then let me give you this free tip: stop replacing them and get a different phone for Christ's sake!

And while you're at it, please unplug your computer keyboard and take a steamy crap on it as well, as the caps lock appears to be broken. Then, when you have finished (eat more bran if you need to), why don't you take a crap on your grammar teachers, because they clearly failed you when they attempted to teach you proper grammar.
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At the risk of being a little too direct... You're an idiot.
That wasn't nearly direct enough.
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MY POINT IS THE PHONE BARELY WORKS ITS CONSTANTLY FREEZING UP ALL THREE THAT IVE HAD I CLEAN THE MEMORY AND HAVE INSTALLED NO APPS OR EXTRAS OR ANYTHING I CLOSE ALL OPEN APPLICATIONS AND STILL IT RUNS SLOW AND FREEZES EVEN MAKING REGULAR PHONE CALLS IS A HUGE TASK FOR THE PHONE. THE PHONE BARELY OPERATES ALL THREE IVE HAD ACTUALLY IM CURRENTLY WAITING ON MY THIRD PHONE BECAUSE IT WOULD ONLY WORK WITH A HEADSET PLUGGED IN OK THE NO FLASH THING WHATEVER ITS NOT A COMPUTER BUT FOR WORK THE WEBSITES I USE REQUIRE FLASH TO VIEW AND BESIDES I HAVE TO LOAD AND RELOAD PAGES IN THE BROWSER TO GET THEM TO FINALLY OPEN NO MATTER HOW GOOD MY SIGNAL IS WHAT A PIECE OF CRAP.
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Ahem... caps lock. Check it.
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I HAVE TO BUY A WHOLE NEW PHONE IF I WANT A NEW ONE IM RETURNING THEM NOT ON MY BEHALF BUT VERIZON'S CAUSE THERE ARE LEGITIMATE REASONS LIKE IT DONT WORK
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CAPS LOCK DOESNT TURN OFF ON MY WORK COMPUTER ITS COMPLICATED BUT NEEDS TO STAY ON
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You know you are on a support forum. If you state the problems you're having in detail, people here will gladly help you resolve most of your issues. It could be as simple as an OS upgrade.

Coming in here using the language that you decided to use and shouting (typing in caps) is not going to garner you much in the way of help.
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Interesting, especially because you're not posting from your computer.
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Work computer? Why does it show all of your posts as wirelessly posted?
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MY POINT IS THE PHONE BARELY WORKS ITS CONSTANTLY FREEZING UP ALL THREE THAT IVE HAD I CLEAN THE MEMORY AND HAVE INSTALLED NO APPS OR EXTRAS OR ANYTHING I CLOSE ALL OPEN APPLICATIONS AND STILL IT RUNS SLOW AND FREEZES EVEN MAKING REGULAR PHONE CALLS IS A HUGE TASK FOR THE PHONE. THE PHONE BARELY OPERATES ALL THREE IVE HAD ACTUALLY IM CURRENTLY WAITING ON MY THIRD PHONE BECAUSE IT WOULD ONLY WORK WITH A HEADSET PLUGGED IN OK THE NO FLASH THING WHATEVER ITS NOT A COMPUTER BUT FOR WORK THE WEBSITES I USE REQUIRE FLASH TO VIEW AND BESIDES I HAVE TO LOAD AND RELOAD PAGES IN THE BROWSER TO GET THEM TO FINALLY OPEN NO MATTER HOW GOOD MY SIGNAL IS WHAT A PIECE OF CRAP.
1. This was posted from your wireless device.
TURN OFF YOUR CAPS LOCK ON YOUR DEVICE. <<--Yes, I am yelling.

2. See above in red. Turn off Memory Cleaner. You and the idiot that told you to turn that ON, should be shot.

3. You won't find flash on most mobile devices. Ask first, before you buy.
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Work computer? Why does it show all of your posts as wirelessly posted?
Lying, perhaps?
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WIRELESSLY POSTED YAY RIGHT WHATEVER MY PHONE IS CURRENTLY IN A STATUS WHERE IT HAS BEEN REBOOTING FOR 2 DAYS NOW IT WONT EVEN WORK
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WIRELESSLY POSTED YAY RIGHT WHATEVER MY PHONE IS CURRENTLY IN A STATUS WHERE IT HAS BEEN REBOOTING FOR 2 DAYS NOW IT WONT EVEN WORK
You can stop now. Nobody cares.
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MAN ALL U STORM LOVERS ARE RETARDED
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