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SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY I SHOULDNT TAKE MY STORM TO RIM'S FRONT DOOR TAKE A BIG CRAP ON IT RING THE DOORBELL AND RUN IM GOING ON MY THIRD ONE FOR STUPID PROBLEMS THEY ARE PIECES OF SHIT AND SHOULD ALL BE RECALLED AND THIS NO FLASHPLAYER CRAP WHAT THE HELL IS THE DAM PONE GOOD FOR THEN WHAT A JOKE IM SO DISSAPOINTED
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09-09-2009, 04:22 PM
At the risk of being a little too direct... You're an idiot.
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09-09-2009, 04:25 PM
Oh... must... resist... temptation... to... say... anything...
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09-09-2009, 04:25 PM
I'm... trying... to... resist...
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09-09-2009, 04:27 PM
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SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY I SHOULDNT TAKE MY STORM TO RIM'S FRONT DOOR TAKE A BIG CRAP ON IT RING THE DOORBELL AND RUN IM GOING ON MY THIRD ONE FOR STUPID PROBLEMS THEY ARE PIECES OF SHIT AND SHOULD ALL BE RECALLED AND THIS NO FLASHPLAYER CRAP WHAT THE HELL IS THE DAM PONE GOOD FOR THEN WHAT A JOKE IM SO DISSAPOINTED
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You should get an iPhone. Ohh there is no Flash support there either. Hmm maybe you need a netbook. I am not sure what you were expecting. What is the phone good for? Email, messaging, making/receiving phone calls, casual browsing, that just names a few things.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
When you take things for granted, the things you are granted, get taken.
Even a mosquito doesn't get a pat on the back until it starts to work.
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09-09-2009, 04:29 PM
I don't get it. Can you type louder?
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09-09-2009, 04:37 PM
Bah... I can't resist.
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SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY I SHOULDNT TAKE MY STORM TO RIM'S FRONT DOOR TAKE A BIG CRAP ON IT RING THE DOORBELL AND RUN
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Well, for starters, because it would reveal to everyone here that you are, in fact, an eight year old with a BlackBerry. I doubt you want to do that. Secondly, it has been proven, time and time again, that taking a steamy crap on cell phones in no way enhances their performance or feature offerings... unless a phone covered in crap is, in fact, a feature you desire. It might be, I don't know... I'm just saying.
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IM GOING ON MY THIRD ONE FOR STUPID PROBLEMS THEY ARE PIECES OF SHIT AND SHOULD ALL BE RECALLED
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I ask you this... honestly now, are the phones the true pieces of shit here? I mean, who are you trying to kid! See the next bit below for details if you are still confused:
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AND THIS NO FLASHPLAYER CRAP WHAT THE HELL IS THE DAM PONE GOOD FOR THEN WHAT A JOKE IM SO DISSAPOINTED
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Actually, it seems that the joke is you if you keep returning the damn things for replacements only to complain about how lousy a phone it is. If the freakin' phone is so bad for you, then let me give you this free tip: stop replacing them and get a different phone for Christ's sake!
And while you're at it, please unplug your computer keyboard and take a steamy crap on it as well, as the caps lock appears to be broken. Then, when you have finished (eat more bran if you need to), why don't you take a crap on your grammar teachers, because they clearly failed you when they attempted to teach you proper grammar. |
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09-09-2009, 04:38 PM
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At the risk of being a little too direct... You're an idiot.
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That wasn't nearly direct enough. |
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09-09-2009, 04:40 PM
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MY POINT IS THE PHONE BARELY WORKS ITS CONSTANTLY FREEZING UP ALL THREE THAT IVE HAD I CLEAN THE MEMORY AND HAVE INSTALLED NO APPS OR EXTRAS OR ANYTHING I CLOSE ALL OPEN APPLICATIONS AND STILL IT RUNS SLOW AND FREEZES EVEN MAKING REGULAR PHONE CALLS IS A HUGE TASK FOR THE PHONE. THE PHONE BARELY OPERATES ALL THREE IVE HAD ACTUALLY IM CURRENTLY WAITING ON MY THIRD PHONE BECAUSE IT WOULD ONLY WORK WITH A HEADSET PLUGGED IN OK THE NO FLASH THING WHATEVER ITS NOT A COMPUTER BUT FOR WORK THE WEBSITES I USE REQUIRE FLASH TO VIEW AND BESIDES I HAVE TO LOAD AND RELOAD PAGES IN THE BROWSER TO GET THEM TO FINALLY OPEN NO MATTER HOW GOOD MY SIGNAL IS WHAT A PIECE OF CRAP.
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09-09-2009, 04:41 PM
Ahem... caps lock. Check it.
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09-09-2009, 04:44 PM
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I HAVE TO BUY A WHOLE NEW PHONE IF I WANT A NEW ONE IM RETURNING THEM NOT ON MY BEHALF BUT VERIZON'S CAUSE THERE ARE LEGITIMATE REASONS LIKE IT DONT WORK
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09-09-2009, 04:44 PM
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CAPS LOCK DOESNT TURN OFF ON MY WORK COMPUTER ITS COMPLICATED BUT NEEDS TO STAY ON
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09-09-2009, 04:47 PM
You know you are on a support forum. If you state the problems you're having in detail, people here will gladly help you resolve most of your issues. It could be as simple as an OS upgrade.
Coming in here using the language that you decided to use and shouting (typing in caps) is not going to garner you much in the way of help.
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09-09-2009, 04:48 PM
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CAPS LOCK DOESNT TURN OFF ON MY WORK COMPUTER ITS COMPLICATED BUT NEEDS TO STAY ON
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Interesting, especially because you're not posting from your computer. |
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09-09-2009, 04:48 PM
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CAPS LOCK DOESNT TURN OFF ON MY WORK COMPUTER ITS COMPLICATED BUT NEEDS TO STAY ON
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Work computer? Why does it show all of your posts as wirelessly posted?
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09-09-2009, 04:48 PM
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MY POINT IS THE PHONE BARELY WORKS ITS CONSTANTLY FREEZING UP ALL THREE THAT IVE HAD I CLEAN THE MEMORY AND HAVE INSTALLED NO APPS OR EXTRAS OR ANYTHING I CLOSE ALL OPEN APPLICATIONS AND STILL IT RUNS SLOW AND FREEZES EVEN MAKING REGULAR PHONE CALLS IS A HUGE TASK FOR THE PHONE. THE PHONE BARELY OPERATES ALL THREE IVE HAD ACTUALLY IM CURRENTLY WAITING ON MY THIRD PHONE BECAUSE IT WOULD ONLY WORK WITH A HEADSET PLUGGED IN OK THE NO FLASH THING WHATEVER ITS NOT A COMPUTER BUT FOR WORK THE WEBSITES I USE REQUIRE FLASH TO VIEW AND BESIDES I HAVE TO LOAD AND RELOAD PAGES IN THE BROWSER TO GET THEM TO FINALLY OPEN NO MATTER HOW GOOD MY SIGNAL IS WHAT A PIECE OF CRAP.
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1. This was posted from your wireless device.
TURN OFF YOUR CAPS LOCK ON YOUR DEVICE. <<--Yes, I am yelling.
2. See above in red. Turn off Memory Cleaner. You and the idiot that told you to turn that ON, should be shot.
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09-09-2009, 04:49 PM
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Work computer? Why does it show all of your posts as wirelessly posted?
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Lying, perhaps? |
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09-09-2009, 04:52 PM
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WIRELESSLY POSTED YAY RIGHT WHATEVER MY PHONE IS CURRENTLY IN A STATUS WHERE IT HAS BEEN REBOOTING FOR 2 DAYS NOW IT WONT EVEN WORK
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09-09-2009, 04:53 PM
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WIRELESSLY POSTED YAY RIGHT WHATEVER MY PHONE IS CURRENTLY IN A STATUS WHERE IT HAS BEEN REBOOTING FOR 2 DAYS NOW IT WONT EVEN WORK
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You can stop now. Nobody cares. |
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09-09-2009, 04:54 PM
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MAN ALL U STORM LOVERS ARE RETARDED
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09-09-2009, 04:55 PM
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UR STILL REPLYING SO U MUST
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09-09-2009, 04:56 PM
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SOUNDS LIKE WE GOT US A BUNCH OF STORM GEEKS WHO PUT IT ON VIBRATE AND STICK IT U KNOW WHERE
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09-09-2009, 04:56 PM
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WIRELESSLY POSTED YAY RIGHT WHATEVER MY PHONE IS CURRENTLY IN A STATUS WHERE IT HAS BEEN REBOOTING FOR 2 DAYS NOW IT WONT EVEN WORK
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This is my last snack for the troll. I really believe the issue is not the phone, but the one using it. Research is your friend. Before you purchase another device, I would recommend reading reviews and joining a support forum for feedback. BlackBerry devices are not for everyone and clearly they're not for you.
Enjoy your afternoon snack 
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09-09-2009, 04:58 PM
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SOUNDS LIKE WE GOT US A BUNCH OF STORM GEEKS WHO PUT IT ON VIBRATE AND STICK IT U KNOW WHERE
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Oh, cool., we finally hit the 15 year old level of discussion.
We'll wait for another chump to drop by and carry on at your level. |
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09-09-2009, 04:58 PM
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poke....
poke poke
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Is this a new feature? Similar to the Facebook poke feature?
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09-09-2009, 05:00 PM
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Is this a new feature? Similar to the Facebook poke feature?
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lol, dang you quoted me while I was editing. |
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09-09-2009, 05:34 PM
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I'm posting from the cash register at Walgreens. Really.
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09-09-2009, 05:47 PM
MOD's please don’t allow this person on the site. He is just yelling about nothing. Also a fact for you to know the blackberry storm is the number 3 most sold phone in the world. The problem is you not the phone.
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09-09-2009, 06:47 PM
Please don't close this thread. Excellent comedy relief and proof that not everyone should use a BlackBerry.
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09-09-2009, 06:54 PM
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Please don't close this thread. Excellent comedy relief and proof that not everyone should use a BlackBerry.
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LOL that is so true.
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09-09-2009, 06:55 PM
And that typing in all caps really makes a post look STUPID.
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09-09-2009, 07:31 PM
Mentally posted (using uuber mindpower)
Love this thread. Needed it after a crappy day at work.
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09-09-2009, 07:53 PM
My wish came true... my wish came true... I just got home from work and you responded! Several times, in fact. Most people just walk away, but you... you tough it out, don't you... you little trooper you.
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I can absolutely understand how you would find turning off caps lock complicated. I mean, it's a big button and shit.
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WIRELESSLY POSTED YAY RIGHT WHATEVER MY PHONE IS CURRENTLY IN A STATUS WHERE IT HAS BEEN REBOOTING FOR 2 DAYS NOW IT WONT EVEN WORK
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Your phone has been rebooting for two days? Really? Two days without even stopping for a minute to catch its breath? Just reboot... reboot... reboot... reboot... got it. Clearly there is no exaggeration in your statement.
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MAN ALL U STORM LOVERS ARE RETARDED
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Who are you talking to? Me? A Storm lover? I take it that reading skills isn't quite your thing. Am I right? Because if reading were important to you, you would see that I am, in fact, a lover of all things Bold... that goes for my coffee and for my phone.
Of course, I do like long walks in the rain... maybe I am a Storm lover after all. Damn... now I'm all confused.
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UR STILL REPLYING SO U MUST
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I find it terribly funny that as we move down the long list of responses that you have provided, the more childish they become. LOLS. OMG. CUL8R.
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SOUNDS LIKE WE GOT US A BUNCH OF STORM GEEKS WHO PUT IT ON VIBRATE AND STICK IT U KNOW WHERE
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Where? I don't understand what you mean. I don't... oh! OH! I see... odd that you would think of this, you know... like maybe you've tried it yourself a time or two. It's okay to experiment, but shoving electronics up your ass is probably not the best idea. Of course, considering that you want to crap on it and leave it on the doorstep of someone's house, I suppose you could kill two birds with one stone. You know, shove it up your ass and then crap the phone out on someone's doorstep. Huh... that would be rather efficient. |
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09-09-2009, 07:55 PM
Would it be called iCrap then?
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09-09-2009, 08:27 PM
Not until Apple puts their branding on it. Otherwise, it will be called the BlackBerry Stool.
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09-09-2009, 08:54 PM
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Would it be called iCrap then?
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Smart crap |
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09-09-2009, 11:22 PM
Moved to Rants and Raves.
I think the OP broke the all caps filter. 
Haha this is the funniest thread since the last dumb rant.
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09-10-2009, 08:43 AM
Dear op,
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You're an idiot.
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that is all.
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09-10-2009, 10:48 AM
This "PONE" as phateblackberry refers to it is pretty neat in my opinion. Does everything I need it to do and more. I would suggest one to anybody for the $49 after mail in debit card rebate.
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09-10-2009, 11:32 AM
There are plenty more people that share your opinion of the phone that the opinion of the OP, especially since the OP has clearly gone off the deep end.
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