Hello all. I have been a longtime lurker here but decided to jump into the community.
This is most likely an April Fool's Day joke. Note the orginial poster: Sidd Finch. He is the guy who was the subject of the famous Sports Illustrated April Fool's Day hoax about the amazing pitching prospect that no one knew about. A lot of people cancelled their orders because of that. I thought it was hilarious.
You can Google "Sidd Finch". I can't post links until I get to 10 posts.
The first letters of the first sentence actually spell out "HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY"