Two questions:

I searched on these topics, but didn't find answers.

1. How long does one remain a Newbie?

2. How many searches before I can state I know where the Search button is?



Thanks.

lmao

Every night the moderators have a conference call and discuss who should be promoted. We show pictures of the various newbies (it's like the scene in Animal House) and then vote. We then drink a lot of beer and make the changes.

Or something like that

Haha...

question #1- until you hit puberty
question #2- you can state it all you want, but until you have undergone initiation, your stuck like a newbie with theme problems

NJBB, i thought you didn't drink...? hah.

1 - until your 15th post
2 - when you make your 15th post

pop quiz - after your 100th post, your thumbs start hurting. at 200, you become a talking encyclopedia. and at 500, you either become a moderator, administrator or just a damned ole addict (although i do help out now and again).

*sigh*

Necessary to maintain the illusion. Or dillusion. Not sure yet.

As I've often said, I dont know whther to have a frontal lobotomy, or a bottle in front-o-me.

somehow over the last few weeks, i've accumulated half-full or completely full bottles (sans a shot or two) of the following: 1/5 of Jager, 3/4L of Jager, 1/5 of Level vodka, 1/5 of Grey Goose Le Citron, 1/5 Crown Royal, 3/4L of Patron gold, 3 cases of Stella Artois, random odd and end beers here and there, 2 bottles of cheap wine, and a bottle of Boone's Farm (some green crap that my g/f brought over).

I have no recollection whatsoever of this past Saturday night except a few things that happened after i got back to my female best friend's house.

Do you also discuss how the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? I figured you were on a roll.

Shamelessly increases his post count in hopes of one day not being a newbie....