[fourstringfuror]

I'm trying to imagine running over a dog, then having the gall to go online and proclaim my driving bona fides. I can't.

Wouldn't a good driver know where he was going before he left?

Wouldn't a good driver know that texting while driving is against the law?

Wouldn't a good driver manage to avoid mangling an innocent dog?

What did you tell your friend when you picked him up? "Sorry I'm late, just had to make sure the dog I hit was out of my way first."