[The 24]

It's a sad day in the United States of America when Blackberry's biggest supporter in history feels like breaking it on the ground out of sheer frustration! What is the world coming to when I can't figure out how to turn off a darn alarm on my Blackberry!? I've read threads wherein people were advised to change your volume key to snooze etc. That didn't work. This thing wants me to swipe right at 5am and that's not gonna happen! This has GOT to be some kind of joke right!? I'll take all the heat in the world if someone out there can tell me how to freaking turn this damn alarm off. Any help would be greatly appreciated.