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As some of the more religious types want to go back to old time biblical based law I suggest this guy would be a good place to start. As I understand it false prophets were killed and I think this guy fits the bill as a false prophet as he has failed more than once in his predictions.
I wonder what the best size rock would be?
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10-21-2011, 08:04 AM
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Thou shalt not kill.
But it doesn't say ANYTHING about humiliating and laughing at clowns.
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10-21-2011, 10:10 AM
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Re: Time for a Stoning
Actually it says "thou shall not murder". Killing is acceptable under certain circumstances. A small point but a point never the less.
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Re: Time for a Stoning
Presuming that Harold Camping has read the bible many, many times, he should agree!
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10-21-2011, 10:44 AM
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Some good old fashioned stocks might work.
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Stocks are devices used in the medieval times as a form of physical punishment involving public humiliation. The stocks partially immobilized its victims and they were often exposed in a public place such as the site of a market to the scorn of those who passed by. Since the purpose of putting offenders in the stocks was to expose them to ridicule and mockery, passers-by were encouraged to throw at those being punished mud, rotten eggs, mouldy fruit and vegetables, smelly fish, offal, and excrement (both animal and human). Consequently, many of those who sat in the stocks were very dirty and smelly by the time that they were let out.
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Re: Time for a Stoning
I presume that all of us should have instantly vanished some time earlier today.
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Actually part of the punishment of using stocks is that the person involved does not get time out to go potty. Soiling yourself in public was part of the fun.
On the other hand (bad pun intended) the idea of slinging poo on some of these clowns does have a certain charm to it. I wonder if points were awarded for "good aim."
I wonder if the guy will have another stroke, heart attack or some form of mental breakdown now that he has failed twice in his predictions.
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I think he's seriously mentally broken already. Doesn't he hear voices and have visions? Maybe he needs anti-psychotic meds.
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Well, its Saturday and we are still all here. Maybe the guy should be considered processed by the devil and we get to burn him alive to save his soul. Sounds like an interesting media event to me.
I have very little tolerance for clowns like this.
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Lets just ship his butt to Lybia and hang an "I Love Quadaffi" sign around his neck. The over/under on his survival is about 5 minutes.
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A classical sketch from the masters. Only unrealistic bit was the lack of blood. Oh well, I guess you can't have everything.
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A classical sketch from the masters. Only unrealistic bit was the lack of blood. Oh well, I guess you can't have everything.
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The Black Knight scene in The Holy Grail more than made up for the lack of blood in this scene. :p
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Lets just ship his butt to Lybia and hang an "I Love Quadaffi" sign around his neck. The over/under on his survival is about 5 minutes.
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Lybia, is that next to Clitisstan?
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ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!
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ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!
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You have to be careful as we are going down a slippery path here. This explains why you were on the floor.
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